General disclaimer: I’m really happy with the opportunity that Camden Kelly assisted me in locking down. I’m so happy this review might sound goofy, but it’s 100% pure so it works. Cool. Refreshing. Enjoy.
Camden Kelly. Dream hunters.
Secure, luminous future
Opportunities!
Camden Kelly is so amazing, they deserves their own haiku! Camden Kelly first contacted me last year but I wasn’t on the market. My only regret throughout the whole experience is that I didn’t work with them sooner!
Quite frankly, there are so many stories of exploited IT professionals. It leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Working with a recruiter can feel parasitic at times. Imagine being covered in leeches. Ugh! It can be even more bloody than the Red Wedding in Game of Thrones. Stab! Stab! Stab! Disgust. Dramatic. Traumatic. Oof. Too much… so oppressive… give me a minute. Oof. One more minute…
Deep breaths.
But fear not. Do not fade quietly into the darkness. Fall not onto despair. Camden Kelly is a champion of champions. They are literally like superstars, Will Champion of Coldplay, in said episode of the Red Wedding. I’m no expert drummer like Will, but Camden Kelly was on beat with such percussion, with such precision. It was more than ear candy, it was music for the soul. Life can be gruesome, cold, and dark like Game of Thrones but all you need is Camden Kelly to make an appearance. A quick cameo to say “Wha, wha, wha? Ah ok, it’s all good. Yowsers. That was kind of messed up. But I’m good now.” Why rationalize anything when you know they’re there to see you through the storm of emotions? Despite their profound epicness, they were quietly in the background orchestrating something wonderful. C’mon now, you didn’t notice Will Champion on that episode, did you?
All jokes and silliness aside, they listened to every one of my pain points through the course of my career. The goal was taking inventory of everything I did not enjoy in my career and removing it from my day to day routine completely. They were always consistent and never flaky. They never wasted my time. They were always pleasant, polite, and passionate about getting the job done. No parasites here. It was complete symbiosis. Goals aligned. Our powers combined! Captain Planet and the Planeteers have nothing on our teamwork! Working with Camden Kelly was a complete no-brainer. You give me a no-win situation and I’ll say, you need to work with Camden Kelly. Kobayashi Maru? No, no, no. Here’s Camden Kelly’s business card. Get to it!
Before you carry on any further with this review, pull up Kansas – Wayward Son and play it in the background. See what I did there? You did. Kudos. I knew you had so much promise. What was your name again? Success? Mmmm… Wayward Son. Lyrics so on point like Camden Kelly’s almost downright eerie accuracy in tackling all your career objectives. It’s like Stranger Things. What is going on? The Upside Down? What? Ok… I don’t know what is going on. But you have my attention, my bingeing attention. Yes, bingeing not binging. C’mon now, Google Books Ngram Viewer. Help me out.
In hindsight, I should have just copy and pasted all the lyrics from the song and called it a day. C’mon now. You didn’t pull up the lyrics and listen to the song while you continue to read? Shame on you. Stop. Do it now. I’ll wait.
IT Recruiters can get a bad rap. Camden Kelly’s performance throughout my job search is nothing short of Christopher Nolan’s masterpiece, the Dark Knight.
Queue scene: Dark, gloomy, IT department…
You: “Camden Kelly! Why’s he running, James?”
Me: “Because we have to chase them”
You: “They didn’t do anything wrong.”
Me: “Because they’re the hero’s that IT deserves but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt them. Because they can take it. Because she’s not our hero. She’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Search Executive.”
THE SEARCH EXECUTIVE.
Roll credits.